I call my husband who is in Ohio. A TOAD...in the bathroom! (laughing on the other end of the phone) But, there is a Toad in the bathroom! You know how I hate things like this. Do something. (more laughter!) Look, I learned to deal with spiders when you aren't here, I don't think I should have to deal with TOADS.
Okay, okay(he's trying not to laugh now) get a paper towel, grab him, and put him outside.
But it's a Toad and I don't want to touch it.
Look, I would get it for you, but....I'm in Ohio. Do you want to leave it til I get home on Friday? (snickering now)
Oh, alright! I'll figure out something. But if Fat Cat is gone when you do get home, I don't want to hear anything about it.
Why would she be gone?(not laughing at all now)
How else do you think the Toad got into the house? You know how she is about playing with live things.
Hey, innocent until proven guilty!(Har har har!)
I am so glad you find all of this amusing. Talk to you tomorrow-love you.
Popsicle stick and plastic cup. Ewww!